super dreamy
Love those curves!
Or, how to reclaim personal space on a crowded train.
Had nothing else on me that he could sign so I just used my textbook haha
Me and ma’a nonu lol jealous Reb?
Death Certificate Signing.
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Lawyer:
Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
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Pathologist:
No.
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Lawyer:
Did you listen to the heart?
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Pathologist:
No.
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Lawyer:
Did you check for breathing?
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Pathologist:
No.
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Lawyer:
So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you?
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Pathologist:
Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practising law somewhere.
